Last week my son Stuart sent me two headlines from some unknown source.

One read: “”Male nudist attacks another nudist for exposing himself to a woman.”

The other headline: “Female porn star complains of sexual harassment.”

Stuart observed that a alien visitor from another planet would probably shake his head and leave earth promptly..

As for me, I’m convinced that the nudist and the porn star are Democrats. The entire party seems to be infected with a virulent and extremely contagious form of insanity.