Two ministers were having dinner at a farmer’s home during a certain church conference.  The farmer’s wife cooked three chickens, saying to her husband that their children could dine on the remains after the visitors were gone.  But the ministers wolfed the chickens bare.  After dinner, the farmer showed his guests around the farm, and the visitors were surprised to hear a rooster crowing loudly.  “Seems mighty proud of himself,” said one of the guests.  “No wonder,” said the farmer. “He’s got three children in the ministry.”