No Business Like Show Business

  A man stood alone at the bar.  He looked depressed and had been drinking steadily.  The bartender, who knew the man slightly, approached his customer. “Hey, Joe,” he said.  “It looks like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders.” “That the truth,” answers Joe. “What’s the problem, Joe?” “My wife left […]

In the Ministry

  Two ministers were having dinner at a farmer’s home during a certain church conference.  The farmer’s wife cooked three chickens, saying to her husband that their children could dine on the remains after the visitors were gone.  But the ministers wolfed the chickens bare.  After dinner, the farmer showed his guests around the farm, […]